Well, I was formally initiated into fatherhood this morning, in a solemn ceremony officiated by my son. The fountain of urine shot about two feet. It got me wet, along with his clothes and the carpet. The wife (and son) both thought it was funny. I frightened my wife by yelling “honey!” She thought something might have gone horribly wrong, and in my eyes it had. I had been peed upon.

Updated: September 6, 2004 — 1:20 pm

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

McGovernville © 2016