Kenniston woke up this morning and told me something that threw me off guard. She told me that she wanted to write a fake article, like the one in The Onion. In case you haven’t heard of it, The Onion is a satirical news network. I am not really sure how she knows about The Onion, but she did and she wanted to do an article for it, lol. She (along with my help) wrote an article titled “The World’s Smallest Rocket.” She even made a little rocket to add to the article. She was rather proud of herself.